Hi! Wow, it’s been a bit hasn’t it? You look good…strong. You been working out? Me? Oh, I’m doin’ alright, just pounding away pointlessly on the keys as I realize my story is not so made of win as I thought it was. I mean, who needs a plot right? Who needs to show not tell? Apparently not this girl. Cardboard characters…sure! And have I told you that I obviously have no trust in my readers or my writing ability because I state the same things over and over and over and…well, enough about me Self Doubt! What have you been up to? Ripping apart the self esteem of some poor girl just trying to get to the ending, huh… Hostile takeover, gotta love those. It’s always so fun to break the tough ones. OMG SERIOUSLY?! She really thought it was coming together and she’d get to THE END in the next week?!! What a total noob!!!! I mean, has she MET you?!